All Dressed Up: A Novel

Half of Chapter 1

By no means was it a coincidence that such a sudden dismantling of affairs came at the hands of Eddie. Eddie Adams, a fellow who specifically warned me not to trust a man with two first names; a fellow who, furthermore, was dealing with a mild case of self-induced psychosis when the thirst for a cheap thrill reared its ugly head. At the time, and for a brief stretch of static months surrounding it, Eddie’s mind was captained by frequent doses of psychedelics: tiny increments of highly saturated substances delivered on whatever means of transportation they could arrive – over gummy bears, in corked glass vials, on floral-patterned blotter paper – and so rampant the habit ran that most days would end with questioning God, man, time, matter: all condensed into one long exhale. Sometimes crying, often laughing, and a lot of hugging; a powerful cycle of total oneness. A destruction of ego. A reminder of one’s simplest needs. An aberration: the massive flushing of the senses.

Such lunacy was, no less, precluded by first sight of the fellow – his stringy frame, sudden movements, disheveled hair, and sun-tanned skin – as he paced alongside a bus stop on MLK Blvd. one January morning, attacking the voice on his telephone in a heightened pantomime. A whirl of traffic flashed before him, and the Hawaiian cut, flamingo print of his blaze-blue button-up made his chest rise as he squawked around like a bird, puffing his chest out and walking on the wedges of his sandals while he waved a finger. I remember passing him on a bus heading into the city and, even without knowing him, feeling his distress. Meeting Eddie face-to-face a few days later only confirmed, however, that this was simply his preferred way of communicating.

We sat Eddie down in the center of the room, our chairs propped to fishbowl the long black leather sofa where he sat. The guy next to me, Nico Rodriguez, was a new acquaintance; a friendly stranger linked off the web who was kind enough to let me into his home to pitch my own story, just weeks prior. Out of respect for the home, I let Nico do the talking. Eddie was skittish, while grinning under his caterpillar-sized mustache as he sat before us. I could sense Nico needling his every movement, his eyes appearing uncharacteristically on edge and seemingly unsettled by Eddie’s own unsettlement.

“So, what brought you to the city?” Nico asked. From our few conversations up to that point, I came to notice how Nico had his way of controlling a discussion, and this was by pitching a single, pointed question; while awaiting an answer, he would configure his own lengthy segue that often would bleed into a whole new topic of conversation. At the very least, you would have an answer, but at times his responses were so elaborate and introspective that it would cause confusion over what was being prompted in the first place.

“Well,” Eddie laughed, anxiously. “I heard this was a cool place to be.”

“You said you were living in Detroit before this?”

“Yeah, just outside of the city. Nice neighborhood,” Eddie shrugged. “Sort of boojie though. Lots of presumption.” He smirked, before realizing neither of us were smiling. 

“So, what do you think you’ll be doing for work?”

“Well, I’m open to anything, really. I figure there’s enough service work to go around. Maybe try my hand at a restaurant, or slinging coffee.”

Nico’s demeanor changed as he rocked back in his seat and examined Eddie. “Sure,” he said, “You could do pretty well around here. They’re just putting up a new hotel downtown, and that’s supposed to be pretty nice.”

“Yeah, I’m not too concerned about it. I’m really just trying to get out of this hostel I’ve been staying at, find somewhere stable to live,” cracked Eddie. “This whole sleeping with ear-buds in every night is fucking my shit up, yo.” 

“Well, you wouldn’t have to worry about noise here,” Nico said. “I’m pretty quiet, and I keep to myself. It seems like Calvin does, too. As long as you don’t mind late nights. Sometimes people come in and out, but mostly during the day.”

“Not at all. I’m a night-owl myself, so that’s cool.” Eddie slid forward in his chair and exhaled with a sort of relief. “So, what do you guys do?” 

“I’m an artist,” said Nico. “Freelance, mostly. I started out drawing, but have gotten into oils and acrylics. A little photography, too.” He paused and looked at me. “I haven’t read any of his work, but Calvin here says he’s a writer.” 

“Awesome, man. I’m into photography, too,” Eddie replied, before looking over at me with a smile. “I’ve done some video projects with writer friends as well, a few traveling documentaries. Nothing lately, but I’d love to get hooked up with a good crew.” He began nervously twirling the ends of his bushy, black mustache into tiny coils.

“Okay. Well, how long do you expect to be in the city? Where do you see yourself in a year?” Nico raised an eyebrow as he watched Eddie. “The terms on this room are month-to-month. But, I’d like to get a gauge on what your expectations are for the city. Saves us the burden if you all of a sudden are gone one morning and the room is empty.”

“Shit, hopefully right here,” answered Eddie, with a quick smile. “I’m all about the short-term right now, so month-to-month sounds perfect.”

“Good enough. Well, thanks for coming to sit down with us. We can let you know in the next day or so.”

“Oh, okay,” Eddie replied, nervously shifting to stand. On his way to the door, he hopped around the space, taking a long look at the rugged sofa and blemished carpets. “Well, I’m definitely interested. It seems like a good spot. You two seem like cool guys. So, hopefully this works out. Thanks for letting me come by.”

As Eddie slipped out the door, Nico turned to look at me. “Well, that was interesting,” he said.

“Sure, but I think he seemed all right.”

“Agreed. I’ll get ahold of the landlord tomorrow to get some papers together, then.”

Eddie moved in later that week, bringing with him a pair of duffles, an armful of healthy snacks, a jumbled stack of keyboard kits and a drum set, plus a myriad of trinkets. To each of our respective work zones, his presence was of no hindrance; Nico continued to carve away on his easel, often into the night and well through it. As Nico naturally assumed most of the common area, my own work was conceited to the dwelling of my bedroom, with novels and notebooks scattered out over an L-shaped desk that had been left behind by the previous tenant.

On occasion, I would step out into the half-lit, often silent and haphazardly arranged space for a pot of coffee, a snack, or a small bout of conversation with Nico, if he was between sets or had so much as looked up from his task. Many of my first days in the city – a place called The Plains – were, however, spent alone, pondering the various events that led me down there in the first place. 

For on a whim, I had thrown caution to the wind and bid farewell to the only place I knew to be home, one bleak January morning. Smiling with a wad of cash lining the inside pocket of my windbreaker jacket, and carrying two duffle bags containing a few extra sets of clothes, I caught a ride from a childhood friend who happened to be making his way down south, to see his father.

To my peers, leaving home was something of a protest, not something natives often did; it was even ascribed by those much older and wiser than I as an act of bravery. Yet, when the word brave arose, I was never quite sure how to respond; rather, it seemed to require more courage to stay put and be buried close enough to the cradle than to embark upon a journey into the unknown.

For as exciting as the endeavor seemed on the ride down, a cold, rather surreal sensation came over me as I stepped out of the car on that cloud-covered, misty morning, which would be my first of a few hundred on The Plains. The sky was tempestuous, and never before had I felt so alone and isolated. Oneiric visions had brought me to the city, but those same dreams also challenged the very act of leaving, in the first place. As I stood, with a brisk wind at my back and a few bags at my side, all alone on a busy street corner in the middle of the city, I recalled a rather vivid dream, which had occurred the night I was offered a ride down to The Plains, and out of town for good; there I was, staring down the consequences of a serious decision. 

I was standing alongside the edge of a pool with my cousin, Ivan, whom had just months prior taken an ode to the road and left home for greener pastures. We were among friends and family at a backyard barbecue, and in the swimming pool there suddenly appeared a fat child. He began screaming, flailing on his way down under the water. The party had become paralyzed; people only looked at one another as the boy continued to drown. Ivan and I looked at one another, waiting for the other one to act. Finally it was my cousin who jumped into the water and saved the boy. As the child sat on the edge of the pool, gasping for air, I knelt beside him. When I asked him if he was okay, he said nothing. Instead the boy looked around to his spectators and then promptly vomited all over me. 

The mist would dissipate, as would the impression of winter. In its best light, the city exuded a zeal that rang out through the streets and lingered across the lush, green sea of land that surrounded it; abound were crystal-clear, natural springs for swimming, effusive trails for hiking, and steely sky scrapers for stargazing. Yet, as with any truly thriving metropolitan, life on The Plains was also laden with its own share of prickles: cacti sprang from street corners, pests thrived, gaping holes swallowed whole city blocks, and on any given morning one was sure to be welcomed by the odious aromas of sweaty armpits, stinky feet and stale beer as they made their way through the city. For these reasons, many of its residents had seasonal affairs, and they would be known to duck out of town, or out to the hills for some peace of mind. Before reaching the nearby hill country, though, there lay a slow-sung neighborhood called Tennyson, which came peppered with massive colonial-style and southern-Victorians homes from the late 1800’s. It was a part of town, moreover, that, nearly two centuries prior, had housed some of the city’s most esteemed iconoclasts; and its epitaph even outdated a handful of western states in the union. As if transported to a distant time, under different circumstances, Tennyson was, most simply, a perseverance of arresting architecture, a ‘you-first’ pace, quirky characters, and hilly streets that rolled on endlessly, like snow drifts upon the flat lands of Middle America. 

Tucked in the neighborhood’s nest of lancing palm trees, barreling cacti, and ardent rose gardens was a three-story shop built out of old wood. A bronze plate on one of its walls donned it as a historical landmark; though, present day it showcased giant jungle animals made of papier-mâché, which came jutting out over the sidewalks and swallowed the whole city corner where the building sat. While out exploring the neighborhood some days after my arrival, I was compelled by some strange energy to step into the store. Filling every aisle of its front were vintage globes, early 20th-century typewriters, gold-plated carving knives, ceramic ashtrays from the Philippines, and coral-studded necklaces. Furs from the finest exotic animals were tacked up along the walls, and some even dressed its floors. Ship-wheels, stern holes, and masts alike were also peppered throughout the shop: scattered, as if to preserve the feeling of constant travel; and, at waist height on every corner table were collections of delicately crafted wooden boxes, in which one was meant to trap and encase such feelings. Eclectic in its allure, the shop was, almost obtrusively, nostalgic, tacky, and yet, cunningly resourceful. As I stumbled through its corridors for nearly an hour, the staff was nowhere to be found. Curious, I thought: an open door, inviting an honest hour of perusal without doubting the dignity of one’s intentions, as if an art collector had opened his doors to the public but had simply gone for a long lunch in the meantime. Endless, the hours seemed to amount in researching, collecting, and pricing myriad goods, and yet the face of the individual behind its mystery went unseen. I left without seeing a single soul.

Aside from brief excursions through town for coffee or to buy groceries, the casual routine of my first few weeks in the city was conducted alone, reading or writing at my desk. Though isolating, this time was pleasantly reminiscent to the toy-filled twilight of my youth, when I had nothing more than solitude and an imagination with which to mold blank slates into great stories. All of this changed, however, one day when that Eddie fellow came rapping at my door. 

From the hallway, I heard him call out, “I’m running some errands, the bus leaves in ten minutes. You should come.”

Seven minutes later, I stood by his door with the same rap, looking out from an open window in the living room and at the busy street below. “Eddie. Eddie? Are you ready?”

“Yeah, yeah. Go ahead!” he yelled. “Meet me down at the bus stop. I’ll be right there!”

Hurriedly, I grabbed my bike from the balcony and then rushed out to the street. Our apartment complex, titled the Terrace, was a stone’s throw from a busy street corner where the city busses stopped. Among a bunch of hotel workers in crisp white shirts and black ties, I stood quietly watching the traffic hurdle by. Soon the bus arrived, and I stood there watching the driver’s expression go flat as he waited for me to make my move. But there was still no Eddie, and so I watched the vessel inhale before shutting its doors and then chugging along to the city. 

“Well, at least we’ll be on time for the next one,” I said to Eddie, when he arrived a few minutes later.

“Fuck,” he panted, before sliding a pair of cheap sunglasses onto his forehead and then looking over his shoulder. He was wearing a puffy green jacket and navy-blue pinstripe pants. “My bad, dude. Did you at least try to stall him? Sometimes I’ll give them a story about how my bike tire is flat and it’ll take extra time to load, or how the groceries make my backpack too heavy so that’s why I’m a little slow to move.”

Since it was Eddie’s errand, after all, I was unbothered by the snafu. “Didn’t even think of it…no.”

“Next time give it a shot, sometimes those dudes are down to chill, yo,” Eddie cracked. “One time I was riding downtown, and in-between stops the driver just threw the bus in park. He gets out, walks up to the burger stand and orders a dang cheeseburger! It’s five o’clock on a Friday – traffic is wicked backed up. These people on the bus were coming from the airport and they started looking around, asking me if this was normal,” Eddie laughed, while wrenching into the front pocket of his bag to retrieve papers, a mix of tobacco and ground herbs. He quickly rolled the blend into a single cone and then knotted its end. “See, it’s not all that bad. If I would have been on time, I wouldn’t have had time for this.”

Grinning, Eddie began puffing on the twisted tube between his teeth, while I watched the faces of a few other bystanders as their gestures turned from curious to scornful, and then to downright concerned. Concern for his lack of awareness, curious of his bombastic banter, yet scornful toward his apathy for authority and the general regard for others.

“So, what brought you here?” I later asked him, interrupting what had become a rant about the unreliable nature of the bus schedules in this town.

“See, it’s funny. For the longest time – or, at least the last four or five weeks – I joked that one day I would leave for warmer weather. Winter was hitting Detroit, and for some reason the south came to mind. Like, the south?” Smoke spun out of Eddie’s nostrils as he snickered.

“Hm. But, why The Plains?”

“Right, right,” he laughed. “I had a mutual friend, this girl, who just moved to Detroit from here. So, naturally it seemed like a reasonable flip. You know? She went up there and I came down here. But, like, I could have ended up in Mobile. Memphis. Christ, El Paso?”

“You make my trip down here seem like a breeze,” I quipped.

“Well, I’m sure you at least had some money saved. I had figured about a month’s rent and some food. The rest went to a train ticket down here. And that’s almost gone.” Eddie chuckled with ease, and then extinguished the spliff onto the curbside right as the next bus came rumbling forward. 

The envy was mutual – to detail the countryside in a shared railcar with reborn retirees and well-endowed train hoppers posed a much more thorough surveying of the land, and in its offerings there seemed to hold the opportunity for one to reflect on both the overlooked and the allegorical elements of the great United States. In Eddie’s rehashing of his dealings with stuffy old women with evangelical outlooks, and the deranged daughters escaping their toxic mothers, I lost my own train of thought, as well as the ambition to unearth what possessed him to take such a risk; perhaps, I concluded, his previous state of affairs had paled in comparison to the threat of sleeping on a park bench with his puffy green jacket as a pillow.

Assuming place near the back of the bus, we sat across from one another with our belongings sprawled out. But the tone turned suddenly when Eddie took off his shades and looked at me.

“We need to step up our cleaning,” he said. “The roaches, have you seen them?” The space around his eyes tightened. I bit my lip and nodded.

“I even brought it up to Nico…But he brushed me off. Says they’re normal, says it’s the south.” Eddie exhaled audibly. “So, maybe we go to the landlord. It’s been getting worse, I’m sure of it.”

Begrudgingly, I said, “I know what you mean.”

“The other day I was cooking with one,” said Eddie, now smirking as he reclined in his seat. “He was hanging out on the stove top, so I was like, ‘Hey, little guy, be careful! That burner is hot! No, not that one!’” Eddie’s words caught the earshot of two other passengers nearby, whose faces twisted with amusement. “Seriously though, those things can grow to be like three-feet long!” he exclaimed. “Maybe we can just open the doors and direct them over to the neighbors place. ‘Be free, little guys!’”

When we arrived at the store, Eddie instructed me to meet him near the hot-foods section and then disappeared into a mass of people; on the ride in, he had insisted that we eat before doing any serious shopping. When we reconvened at one of the check-out lines, Eddie seized the attention of a pretty girl behind the register, who had piercings all along her eyebrows and ears, and a big bullring in her nose.

“If I may?” Eddie leaned forward, grinning. Indolent, the girl only looked at him as she kept scanning his items. “So,” he said, “I’ve come to realize that septum piercings for girls are a lot like mustaches for guys.” The word ‘mustache’ was inflicted so as to pose an invitation for conversation, but the girl merely rolled her eyes and pressed her lips together before handing him a long paper receipt.

Book Teaser

Something is calling him. It’s no longer the urge to assimilate himself in a burgeoning city. It’s no longer the compulsion to tag along for a good time. It is, rather, how he chooses to engage himself with both the outside world and his fellow man. Calvin may feel alone in how he internalizes all of the disparity before him, or how he handles the hate going on in other homes, but he is just like everyone else. His fate, however, is quite unlike that of others, but only because he is able to see it coming.

 

THE HEAD OF HEIGHTS

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